I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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