My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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