I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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