The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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