do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Two words: blizzard sex
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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