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Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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