Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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