its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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