so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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