yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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