he shaved USA in his pubs
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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