Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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