nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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