As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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