I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
honey bunches of taint.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?