talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.