Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?