Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home