Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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