fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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