I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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