are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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