I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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