No awkward lesbian experiences without me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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