The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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