If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Hippo gnu deer
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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