I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Terrible idea I love it
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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