She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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