Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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