I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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