Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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