I love black thongs
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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