Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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