I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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