I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
