absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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