Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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