WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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