so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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