The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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