how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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