: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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