Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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