this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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