just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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