College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
