Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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