In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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