I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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