and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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