I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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