Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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