Christians are straight up FREAKS
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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