You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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