:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So here I am, sexting at work.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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