Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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