K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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