i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
only if we run a train.
done.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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