There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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